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Friday, the 12th of February, 2010 at 10:42am

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I am posting this because I am finally sick and tired of these retarded people who see those EARN MORE £££ WEEKLY RING THIS DODGY MOBILE NUMBER!!! flyers illegally stuck to public and private property alike, and think "oh yeah, this sounds like a wise business decision."

Well it's not, you dumb fuck! The reason that they illegally flyposter areas, is because they do business in a way that is very very suspect, and just barely legal.

The head-office sells catalogues to their distributors, roughly 50-65p per copy, and then the distributer need to employ at least 10 other distributors in order to get any residual income at all.

What the distributors then do, is put these catalogues through every door in a neighbourhood, with an order form, a date of return, and instructions on where to leave the catalogue for them to collect.

What the distributors fail to realise is that most homeowners don't like spam, and this is considered to be one of the worst forms of it. They will steadfastly refuse to return to catalogue and the distributor is screwed.

Note how Kleeneze the company doesn't get hurt by any of this, because it's the stupid idiots who pay for these fucking catalogues which are full of the gaudiest tat possible, at prices sometimes double the Argos price.

I have created a flyer myself, and here I will fire it off into the ether:
KleenezeOutYourArea.rar

Inside the .rar is an .odg (OpenDocument Drawing).
Open with OpenOffice.org Draw, change the words "Your Area" to you own area, save.
Export to PNG.
Open with GIMP 2.0
Double up or quadruple up onto A4 (octuple them up if you're A3 crazy).

Enjoy! I certainly enjoyed making it, finally I am productive here!

Here's the snapshot for those not that interested in downloading the original:
User posted image

This post was last edited on the 12th of February, 2010 at 10:42am
and has 6 comments, the last was posted by Anonymous on Sun 21 Feb 2010 at 1:30pm

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Windee on Fri 12 Feb 2010 at 10:54am #

did you post this to FB? --Don't think we hae Kleenze here but sounds like Amway!

spamgun on Sat 13 Feb 2010 at 2:27am #

You may want to repost that, you spelt Kleeneze wrong, we're never gonna google-slap them if we get the name wrong in the comments.

Anonymous on Sat 13 Feb 2010 at 3:10am #

Also, at FB you mentioned Avon, but their not the same at all. Yes, they are cold callers, but they at least knock on your door and ask if your interested first. And if you don't answer the door they don't put their catalogue through with a demand for it's return. Not that Kleeneze knock at your door, because they don't, unless they're after their catalogue.

Windee on Sun 14 Feb 2010 at 1:28pm #

Kleeneze--yeah we don't have it--No Avon doest want their catalogs back-but you do ahve to Pay before you can sell. And No I have Avon left in my mail box or Paper box a lot--sans a knock.

Anonymous on Sat 20 Feb 2010 at 8:56pm #

How will we google slap Kleeneze if nobody else if posting here???

Anonymous on Sun 21 Feb 2010 at 1:30pm #

that is a very good point

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