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Oh those nutty squirrels, they'll do anything to keep those bird feeders for themselves. Ooh arr, feed 'em to the pirates, arrr! I can see the Somalians now, dressed up with their eye patches and scimitars.
So we have a new potentially devastating terrorist attack on Australian soil foiled by the Australian Government. Police refuse to provide any details as to the target of the attack, but insist that it was "big." Phew, that's lucky, thank you for saving my Australian friends John Howard, I'm sure it wasn't about pushing through the regressive IR legislation. No, you wouldn't do that, you're a nice guy aren't you, Howard?
Talking about American culture, why do Asian Anti-Americans in Dewsbury, think it's a good idea to start up an American-Styled, American-Themed, American Spelt, Fried Chicken Takeaway Outlet. They call themselves 'Favorite', I mean for fucks sake, get a bloody dictionary before paying for a shop sign that incorrectly spelt. And why they advertise Halal chicken when all chicken in the UK is Halal by the very nature of the way we kill them, which is slice the throat and let the blood drain free. Still, if peoiple can be convinced otherwise, they'll be more than happy to pay more for something that is exactly the same as something much cheaper.
And let's ban children. I once wanted to ban mobile phones for children, but fuck it, give them the biggest mobiles you can find. If it offers ultra-high microwaves direct into your childs brain then please buy it! Our children will all have brain tumours soon. But hey, it looked cool at the time, right?
I still got love for the streets, and I don't mean that shite band from London.
Sexy pose...
You know you want some...
So we have a new potentially devastating terrorist attack on Australian soil foiled by the Australian Government. Police refuse to provide any details as to the target of the attack, but insist that it was "big." Phew, that's lucky, thank you for saving my Australian friends John Howard, I'm sure it wasn't about pushing through the regressive IR legislation. No, you wouldn't do that, you're a nice guy aren't you, Howard?
Talking about American culture, why do Asian Anti-Americans in Dewsbury, think it's a good idea to start up an American-Styled, American-Themed, American Spelt, Fried Chicken Takeaway Outlet. They call themselves 'Favorite', I mean for fucks sake, get a bloody dictionary before paying for a shop sign that incorrectly spelt. And why they advertise Halal chicken when all chicken in the UK is Halal by the very nature of the way we kill them, which is slice the throat and let the blood drain free. Still, if peoiple can be convinced otherwise, they'll be more than happy to pay more for something that is exactly the same as something much cheaper.
And let's ban children. I once wanted to ban mobile phones for children, but fuck it, give them the biggest mobiles you can find. If it offers ultra-high microwaves direct into your childs brain then please buy it! Our children will all have brain tumours soon. But hey, it looked cool at the time, right?
I still got love for the streets, and I don't mean that shite band from London.
Sexy pose...
You know you want some...
- This post has 2 comments, the last was posted by Alex on Wed 30 Nov 2005 at 6:09pm GMT
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Ah I feel safer now little Johnny Howard has found those naughty bad terrorists. I am sure the little weasel just wants to have women admire his muscles at the beach or summat.
Fear has always been a strong political weapon.
