And then..... I heard my woman singing
she was singing the blues!
Yes, I heard my woman singing
and it wasn't good news.....
She said "My man is in the shed
and that's where he's gonna stay.
He's been messing with ma head
I said, he's been messing with ma heaaaadddddd
so he's not sleeping in ma bed. No way!
Well you aint never had the blues,
NOOOOOOOOO you aint never had the blues,
Oh you never had the blues,
Till your man goes and plays you for a fool,
Running around all over town, whipping out his tool.
And your friends are laughing at you
And you can't pretend you're cool.
Well, there only one cure for these garden shed blues
I'm tired of being a wife, I SAAAID
I'm so damn tired of being the toolmans' wife.
Changed ma name to Lorena........
and I'm lookin for ma knife!"