I left you something at the Gap. Hope you had a great day you old bastard. (I just put in the bastard part to keep our XXX rating)

This blog has been rated PG. How low have we fallen. AK you fucker do something about this :P
http://tinyurl.com/2c2dhs
This is damn serious. Are we a bunch of old farts here ? Kick it up a notch folks

Christ on a stick, do you know any profanity that doesn't have to do with female genitalia ? If you don't want your dick removed from where it is presently located and move to the top of your head, get the fuck over it. Fucktard

I hope a big nasty cunt lands on your head and swallows you whole. The last anyone will hear of you, is you begging for mercy. But there is no cunt mercy.
Once you are gone I will turn this place into a knitting forum.

Just cause you can piss standing up, doesn't mean you are an anarchist.

In the stands Kaz's femchem girls watch the sun shining through the holes in Penfolds head. The effect is hypnotic. They begin to sway and chant, anti-cabbage songs. Meanwhile in the arena, bits of cabbage, bone and blood start to draw together. First in small piles then in a large mound. The mound takes human shape.
It whirls and bits of cabbage sharp as glass fly out from its head and hands and body. Cabbage claws form into hands and stiffen to steel hooks. The crowd in the arena stands screams as cabbage shrapnel pierces bodies. The femchem girls keep chanting, the shrapnel bouncing off their leathers. Slowing the slaw- man searches for Ak. Seeking to embrace him in cabbage death.