the discordian manifesto

#000001 in a series of five

I think it is funny that when you look up Discordianism on any given search engine these days, you are bound to be confronted with hundreds of thousands of sites, only to find that they are all the same damn thing. over and over again, these people who have worked a number of hours on a site, but it can be found in a dozen other permutations all over the net. so WTF?
did these people actually read the PD?
or did they look at the pages then decide to regurgitate it into HTML?
now i know it it is tradition to argue about the dogma and whatnot, but isn't just a little undiscordian and greyface-like (to use the ol' metaphor), and not to mention redundant to html'ize the PD over and over again?
let us not forget that the revelation came to a couple of beatniks who, zonked out, forged something the world had not seen for 3125 years.
do not forget that among the most fundamental pieces of dogma in that text which would become the cornerstone of modern heresy was to be as heretical as possible.
i myself eat hot dogs on thursdays WITH the bun.
i dont give two shits about Yorba Linda, and hope to never go to such a goddess forsaken place (the most holy place for me is where the green and reddish (and sometimes purple or orange) flowers grow, the bush with a couple of logs to sit on, or where ever flowers are smoked).
These greyface clones should lighten up and not take what was written so seriously. if they could only smoke a doobie write some nonsense, (or some sense) and maybe write something not written by the non-prophets, maybe we could kick homogeny's ass once and for all!
cuz like some asshole once wrote "divided we stand, United we fall"
Hail!