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The Anarcho-Apathist Manifesto

NovaDust, 09/03/1999 · Permalink
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There's loads of different types of anarchists;

Anarcho-Syndicalists want to create lots of nice little communes, by smashing the state.
Anarcho-Libertanians want to create a free society by ignoring the state.
Anarcho-Pacifists want to make everything OK by being beaten up.

And there's loads more too.

Thing is... all these sorts of anarchists realise politics is essentially bollocks and then go and get all political. Pretty soon they are talking just as much bollocks (if not more) as any other political group.

So here is the solution:

  1. Politics is crap.
  2. Any attempt to change this produces more crap.
  3. Hence the only sane thing for any anarchist to do is ignore the entire issue and do exactly what they feel like.
  4. Refusing at all times to join any political or social group that attempts to do anything. As all groups always end up defending the status quo, even as they think they attack it.
  5. It is also best to avoid talking about politics and have a spliff instead.

If enough people follow this simple manifesto the state will collapse in no time at all.

P.S. This passage contains at least one paradox.
P.P.S. So what?

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Contents

  1. Cover/intro
  2. Well, what do ya know?
  3. Who's afraid of the big bad beast?
  4. How to be Evil - The route to fame...
  5. A letter to the members
  6. The Five Laws of the OTS
  7. Europe Vs The Queens English
  8. Message to Eco-hippies
  9. "Equality" and "Rights"
  10. The OTS Sensible Calendar
  11. The Anarcho-Apathist Manifesto
  12. Micro-soft in the head
  13. An Anarcho-Humourist manifesto
  14. The Sigil 23 - NovaDusts Crowley/Occult Interpretation
  15. Wish You Were Here
  16. Just a Short Story
  17. What to do if you are abducted by aliens
  18. Monkeys In Cages
  19. The Memoirs of Tarquin C. Ferret
  20. The OTS Interview - God Vs. Satan
  21. Make your own Millennium Dome
  22. Censored By The Huddersfield Daily Examiner
  23. Jack my bitch up
  24. The AOL Syndrome
  25. SINK - a psycho-social interpretation.
  26. And Now A Word From Our Sponsors
  27. Leakyheads
  28. Dissolution of the Self
  29. ignorance
  30. Not a Lot
  31. Application to the Axis of Evil™
  32. Calm and balanced essay on religion. And that includes discordianism.

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